Max's Annual Newsletter

MAX'S ANNUAL* NEWSLETTER!!! :p

♪♫ OFFICIAL WEEKLY HAMPSTER DANCE ♫♪

THEY ARE DANCING BECAUSE AN ESCAPE ROOM IS BEING PLANNED...

OMG WAZZUP PEEPZ?!?!?!

do u wanna be locked in a room with everyone from work 4 like an hour lol???

ur receiving this highly exclusive annual* newsletter / invitation because we're tryin to plan an employee escape room outing!

we r thinkin about doing it on a FRIDAY or potentially a SATURDAY sometime within the next few weeks before me + baby bro leave ;_;

pls click the extremely official button below and fill out teh google form plz. i promise it's not a phishing link, steph <3

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS

1. Click the giant button below.
2. Enter ur name
3. Fill out the form.
4. Submit teh form.
5. Prepare yourself 2 escape from a locked room!

                    
                        THIS BABY HAS ALREADY

                        SUBMITTED HIS AVAILABILITY

                        HAVE YOU??

DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE!!

“i filled out the form, and like 2 weeks later, they locked me in a room :D”

— anonymous and definitely real employee

★☆ BREAKING NEWZ 24/8 ☆★

WORLD NEWS

MATT DAMON MAKES IT BACK FROM TROY AFTER GRUELING JOURNEY HOME FROM MARS

the horse was unavailable for comment

SHOCKING NEW STUDY

SCIENTISTS CONFIRM 67% OF LOCKED ROOMS CONTAIN AT LEAST ONE DOOR

the other 21% remain under investigation

DEVELOPING STORY

IS 2 + 2 STILL 4? NEW REPORT RAISES QUESTIONS

full investigation pending. details at 11

EXCLUSIVE

MATH TEACHERS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK: USE A CALCULATOR

students report results in seconds

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* uhhh, yeahh... it's not really annual, more like once uh... ever? close enough!